Tuesday, December 21, 2004
Happening NOW!
The main point of this blog is to expose CNN's Wolf Blitzer for what he really is; a cyborg sent from the future to change cable news forever. C'mon, no human would name their son "Wolf." My theory is that he is the "wolf" model of a cyborg; previous models include the "fox," "lion" and the "bear." The "wolf" model is the most advanced cable news cyborg, allowing Blitzer to broadcast on CNN for up to 8 straight hours with minimal breaks for commericals.
At this point, I'm not sure what, if any, is Blitzer's mission here. I thought he would take advantage of election difficulties on election day and stage a coup with an army of Blitzer bots and establish a dictatorship based around himself...but it didnt happen. Maybe in '08.
At this point, I'm not sure what, if any, is Blitzer's mission here. I thought he would take advantage of election difficulties on election day and stage a coup with an army of Blitzer bots and establish a dictatorship based around himself...but it didnt happen. Maybe in '08.
