Wolf Blitzer is a Cyborg

According to the New York Times, CNN has "ended its relationship" with Crossfire co-host Tucker Carlson and will cancel the show. If you don't know, Crossfire currently leads directly into "Wolf Blitzer Reports," which most likely means that CNN will extend Wolf by an extra half hour, or put some other crap to fill time. However, CNN is missing a huge opportunity to have Wolf replace Tucker as a co-host on Crossfire.

But that idea begs the question, would Blitzer be on the right or the left? Since he is " a human being whose body has been taken over in whole or in part by electromechanical devices," I bet he has no political leanings. But then again, we are talking about the man who single handedly turned Ohio into a "green state" on election night '04. Maybe that means Blitzer is a Greenie...