Monday, January 10, 2005
Happy New Year
David Letterman offered some New Year's resolutions for various celebrities. For CNN's Wolf Blitzer he offered: "Legally change his name to Blitz Wolfer."
Pretty funny, I guess. My New Year's resolution for Blitzer would be "Stop opening broadcasts by yelling 'Get out of your homes!!!' when there is a hurricane in Florida, even though it would such weather affects 1% of the viewing audience." OR "Finally admit to world that I am a cybernetic organism designed to eventually control all cable news under my iron fist." OR "Find out what this human emotion they call 'love' is all about."
I could go on for a while....
Pretty funny, I guess. My New Year's resolution for Blitzer would be "Stop opening broadcasts by yelling 'Get out of your homes!!!' when there is a hurricane in Florida, even though it would such weather affects 1% of the viewing audience." OR "Finally admit to world that I am a cybernetic organism designed to eventually control all cable news under my iron fist." OR "Find out what this human emotion they call 'love' is all about."
I could go on for a while....
# posted by throwbot @ 9:30 AM 
