Wednesday, January 05, 2005
Leads the pack?
Apparently, there is a new CNN ad that claims Wolf Blitzer "leads the pack," a horrible play on words of his unusual name. Apparently CNN thinks I'm going to choose which newcast to watch based on the animal name of the anchor.
Well, CNN is wrong. I choose to watch Wolf not because of his name but because there exists the chance that he might end a broadcast by removing his "human" face to reveal a titanium exoskelton with glowing red eyes and start attacking the camera. I'm not saying it is definitely going to happen, but with Blitzer, you never know.
Well, CNN is wrong. I choose to watch Wolf not because of his name but because there exists the chance that he might end a broadcast by removing his "human" face to reveal a titanium exoskelton with glowing red eyes and start attacking the camera. I'm not saying it is definitely going to happen, but with Blitzer, you never know.
# posted by throwbot @ 2:03 PM 
